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White House Cartoon

David Parkins/The Globe and Mail.

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Your drunk neighbour, Donald Trump

A hilarious video featuring the wisdom of Donald Trump, from Friend Dog Studios. Link opens video on Facebook page of Washington County Democratic Central Committee. story.php?story_fbid=929221673793715&id=207893329259890

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HBO’s John Oliver episode of Donald Trump

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Donald Trump (HBO): Published on Feb 28, 2016 “Our main story was about Donald Trump. We can’t believe we’re saying that either.”

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Hospital not smoking sign, modified.

Allegedly seen in a hospital….

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Trump changes hotel brand name

Donald Trump says he’s smart, a billionaire and, like most billionaires, he probably watches his pennies pretty close and therefor would choose to spend as little money as possible to update his hotel brand name. The solution? Just remove one letter from the brand name!

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Donald Trump and his advisers

Secret NSA satellite photo reveals Donald Trump in deep discussion with his advisers on presenting additional Muslim issues.

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Snooze buttons for cats

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Spitting Image

Spitting Image is a British satirical puppet show, created by Peter Fluck, Roger Law and Martin Lambie-Nairn. The series was produced by ‘Spitting Image Productions’ for Central Independent Television over 18 series which aired on the ITV network. The series was nominated and won numerous awards during its run including 10 BAFTA Television Awards, including […]

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Cheap flights

Cheap flights song, sung in Irish but has English sub-titles.

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Narrative tension.

Man’s best friend. Another great cartoon from Ballard Street.

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BC Liberals in strategy meeting about teachers strike

Rare Photo of BC Liberals in a Strategy Meeting about teachers strike (This Rare photo was taken by a security camera)

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A bed near the window

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” […]

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How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the local mental hospital the other day. All the patients were shouting 13…, 13….13… 13 The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks so I took a look to see what’s going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a […]

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Is this a terrible interview from Australia or what?

I was recently interviewed for a blog from Australia. I turn down most requests for interviews as I’ve found interviews produce little return for the interviewee, but do spread the word about the interviewer site. Likely this interview will do the same. The interview doesn’t tell you much about myself, but then I knew it […]

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Apple fixes price error on humor ebook. Previous price not funny.

It took about one month from the first time Apple was notified of their price mistake for my latest ebook “Buy This Book. Make Me A Millionaire” and reduced it from $1.99 to its correct and original price of $0.99. I’m proud Apple thought my latest creation was worth much more than I priced it […]

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North Korea cartoon

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List of analogies for use by ebook authors

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River. (Brian Broadus, Charlottesville) Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut. (Sandra Hull, Arlington) The door had been forced, as […]

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Now you can rent a mourner for when you die

Everyone knows how Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites are used mainly to boost the ego of the participants, and many of those participants probably have their obit already planned for posting when they die, but why settle for an artificial ego boost like social media when you can hire actual humans to be […]

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Buy This Book. Make Me A Millionaire

Buy This Book Make Me A Millionaire is the perfect gift for someone who has everything, and for those who want absolutely nothing. Although the cover indicates there is nothing worthwhile inside this ebook there are some readers who will purchase this ebook and feel it is the best darn money they ever spent. I […]

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Furtbreeze: smell like a rose while living like a pig