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Florida dog drives circles around neighborhood. Video.

Residents of a Florida neighborhood said a car that drove in circles in reverse for about an hour only had a single occupant — a dog. Police said the driver of the car in Port St. Lucie had gotten out and left the vehicle running, and the dog then apparently knocked the vehicle into reverse.

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White House Cartoon

David Parkins/The Globe and Mail.

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HBO’s John Oliver episode of Donald Trump

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Donald Trump (HBO): Published on Feb 28, 2016 “Our main story was about Donald Trump. We can’t believe we’re saying that either.”

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Hospital not smoking sign, modified.

Allegedly seen in a hospital….

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A bed near the window

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” […]

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List of analogies for use by ebook authors

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River. (Brian Broadus, Charlottesville) Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut. (Sandra Hull, Arlington) The door had been forced, as […]